5 August 2008
From the mind of Karl Lueders
Posted by karl lueders sucks under: Main .
Karl has removed the posts from his blog. The links go to google cache pages which too, will eventually go the way of his posts. In our opinion it was a mistake to remove the posts as it takes away the context of the quotes, but it’s his blog and he can do as he wishes. Eventually you will need to view the image files to get an idea of what he was writing about. We do have printed copies but will not be providing them on this site.
A visitor to our site sent us an email directing us to some interesting entries on Karl Lueders’ blog about “Denver Real Estate (and beyond)”. We’re not adding any commentary or opinion just passing them along to you. There are quotes below along with links to the google cache files so you can read them in complete context. We have also provided screen shots in case they disappear – the internet is funny like that. Please note that we have obfuscated just a few of the more offensive words.
In an entry titled “How Not to be a Dumb Ass Part II” Karl writes:
“Actually, I’ve never really considered real estate to be sales. It’s more of a popularity contest. The more people that know you and don’t think you’re a conniving pr*ck/bizzatch (women sell houses, too) will probably come to you to help them buy a dream house or sell their train wreck to some unsuspecting fool.” Then later..
“Note: one of the early warning signs of Dumbassness is failing to realize that reality doesn’t equal personal gratification. An example of this is hooking up with a girl, getting a bl*w j*b, and attempting to leave/sleep after the happy ending while she still has her clothes on. Barring the rare species of chick that “is cool with that,” the reality of the situation is that you’re in for a indefinite BAD time if you don’t attempt to reciprocate or at least call her the next day. Personal gratification = happy ending. Reality= bailing early means exile from p*ss*, at least in that circle of people.”
In an entry titled “How Not to be a Dumb Ass” he writes:
“March 11 may be the day I stopped being a Dumb Ass. This epiphany, however, didn’t come lightly. If I were an alcoholic and I reached my ultimate moment of clarity, March 11 would have been the day I was caught trying to rob a liquor store with nothing but a black d*ld* and a big urine stain on the front of my jeans, running in some stolen high-tops. ” He goes on..
“On March 11, the shit hammer caught me square on my right knee. It wasn’t because I’m a drunk, a 36-year-old occasional pot smoker and that I have enough porn on my laptop to open video store. (It may have been because I’ve racked up more than a couple thousand in gambling debts since 1999, the year I found “my” bookie, but I doubt it.)”
In an entry titled “How Not to be a Dumb Ass Part 3” he refers to Denver as follows:
“In that vein, Denver, this soulless, Sun Cityesque, ADA-accessible town”
And in “Free Speech in Colorado” he refers to the state:
“The normally puckered state of Colorado has surprised me in the past week or so…”
In an entry titled “Black Jokes” Karl wrote:
“Likewise, Republicans are probably not likely to accidentally call the new secretary of state as “C*nn*l*ng*s” Rice, although Democrats might. (Moreso because it sounds funny and they don’t really know that word means. Then again, if either party is going to know what c*nn*l*ng*s is, it’s probably the Democrats.)”
In a post titled “My Reunion Update” he writes:
“Not that real estate isn’t fun. Who doesn’t get off on ureturned phone calls, lying clients and d*psh*t coworkers who couldn’t get drunk in a distillery make more than you?”
Apparently this is the “and beyond” that Karl was referring to. We should point out that these writings are dated, and its possible that Karl Lueders’ perspectives have changed as he has matured, after all he wrote them when he was only 36.
** Please be aware we did not go digging through his trash can to find this stuff or hire an investigator, this is the content of Karl Lueders’ CURRENT blog.